While I cover myself with a veneer of serene calm bemusement it is just an illusion.
Inside I am so darn happy I am just about to pee all over myself.
My hide is always out.
Thank you very much.
It would be quite messy if it wasn’t.
My hide keeps everything in place. I prefer to keep my innards in, and my outards out.
I just watched “The Revenant” and I do not want anyone hanging my hide out.
Of course of late I’ve been feeling like I’m living in a first world economy with third world leadership mentality.
May need a hideout to holdup in for a few.
Just in case.
I’ve been a percolator all my days
Vast amounts of earthbound gasses have percolated through me. Geysers of matter in liquid form and it’s various components have been through the process as well. Every move I make has my many atoms percolating through other atoms on the of surface this rock we call home. While many particles bounce right off, because I am relatively dense, I have retained some of the atoms I have percolated and transformed them through my amazing secret percolation process.
Patent Pending # 2761234645813298342652498
I have heard tell there are subatomic bits so small that they pass through the space between my various and sundry atomic quarks and quirks so apparently I am not as dense as I appear.
I am glad this rock we inhabit is as dense or more than me so I can stay above ground for the time being. I also appreciate the people who are as dense or denser than me on this chunk of cosmic debris we call earth or I would indeed be a lonely little percolator short and stout. Except when we run into each other. I do not want to break my handle or my spout.
So watch it!
So here I sit percolating away leaving you with this thought.
Et dimanare, ergo sum.
Cool logo they’ve got there and the coffee is good too.
I am certain owners would disavow any knowledge of my bogging activities here if they were aware of said activities.
I’ll have to tell them sometime.
The only thing I rearrange more than my furniture is the priority order on my task list. I mean, why complete the task when I can just rearrange when I will actually do something.
It’s like time travel only in a very linear one directional and one dimensional kind of way.
That’s all I have to say about that.
More fun than a _______ full o monke’s