Once off the carousel of my youthful pursuits my long thin blond animal traded me in for another and I found my life in TV Fi land. There I met the complete opposite. A short raven haired lacivious luscious ball of fire with dangerous curves in the most delightful places.
She was one specey spicy meatball.
Her cuisine was always a delight and never required an Alka Seltzer chaser.
Best name ever for a tree service / landscaping outfit. Too late though. Saw it on a truck so it’s already taken.
So out of a wee bit of adversity I feel my life blossom moment by moment.
The time is nigh to puncture the tyranny of demographic analysis and regard each and every distinct individual represented in said data.
Better yet lets impale it upon the misconceptions said gathered minutia creates.
Override Oblique Opaque Oligarchy Operations Or Owe Outlandish Offerings Outright Owning Oblivion Obscurity Obfuscation Of Obvious Ontological Oopsies
Note: The crux of the biscuit is the missing apostrophe