Oh I’m calm alright
I am super deluxe special edition calm.
I’m so calm I stop for green lights.
I have no fear of being rear ended,
I am driving so calmly.
Some people honk and swear.
They need to calm down.
If they are on my bumper,
I think they just want to give me push.
In a calm and neighborly manner of course.
I am new and improved
Zero trans fat
No artificial ingredients
We will all get where we are going.
It just may not be where we thought.
Or when we thought.
Everything is okay until it isn’t.
Something will happen.