I’ve been a percolator all my days
Vast amounts of earthbound gasses have percolated through me. Geysers of matter in liquid form and it’s various components have been through the process as well. Every move I make has my many atoms percolating through other atoms on the of surface this rock we call home. While many particles bounce right off, because I am relatively dense, I have retained some of the atoms I have percolated and transformed them through my amazing secret percolation process.
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I have heard tell there are subatomic bits so small that they pass through the space between my various and sundry atomic quarks and quirks so apparently I am not as dense as I appear.
I am glad this rock we inhabit is as dense or more than me so I can stay above ground for the time being. I also appreciate the people who are as dense or denser than me on this chunk of cosmic debris we call earth or I would indeed be a lonely little percolator short and stout. Except when we run into each other. I do not want to break my handle or my spout.
So watch it!
So here I sit percolating away leaving you with this thought.
Et dimanare, ergo sum.
Cool logo they’ve got there and the coffee is good too.
I am certain owners would disavow any knowledge of my bogging activities here if they were aware of said activities.
I’ll have to tell them sometime.